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AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T DIE FROM PORKING A WASP'S NEST. 140+ stings, 54 of them on his wang.

WARNING ABOUT THAT LINK: a man grabs a handful of wasps before the story starts and I am covered in hives just from that.

YOU KNOW, THAT IS ENOUGH, PEOPLE. That is just freaking enough. Honestly? I think there needs to be MORE OF THIS HAPPENING to thin the herd. This is mother nature's way of culling the flock, this I believe.

Hey, guys! I thought I had a rough morning, and now I'm too shocked and baffled to remember what the hell even caused my frustration. Sounds like I need to eat a plate of French fries and have some cheesecake because LIFE IS SHORT. Especially when you poke your hose where it doesn't belong.

Fun fact: I am DEATHLY allergic to wasps. I'm very allergic to bees, but wasps can kill me. I almost died when I was a kid when four yellow jackets stung my shoulder and I went into cardiac arrest and my throat closed up. I AM A LITTLE STRESSED ABOUT THIS STORY. And also I am laughing, because that man clearly needed to die.
Poll #1913609 Quick Looksee Into Who Would Be Interested

If Laura was to have a weekly/bi-weekly online chat where she answered gardening questions, I would

be interested in participating, either by watching or sending in a question.
not interested because I don't garden, am not into that topic, or other reason.

When in need:

French fries! (Mm, salty goodness.)
Chocolate! (Mm, repair Dementor damage.)
Green peas! (Mm, I'm a weirdo.)
Booze! (Mm, smells of Mother...)
Glue sticks! (I'm Ralphie Wiggums.)


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May. 15th, 2013 02:26 am (UTC)
I love the idea of talking gardening with you, but am not reliable about tuning into regularly scheduled things.
May. 15th, 2013 02:41 am (UTC)
No worries! That's the beauty of the net, the end result will be waiting for you. :D
May. 15th, 2013 02:43 am (UTC)
I would so be down for a gardening chat! I'm dipping my toes in the water, so to speak and attempting to have a pretty front yard for once. And now that I'm not pregnant and can bend over and weed the yard, I can put some effort into it!
May. 15th, 2013 08:52 pm (UTC)
Oh, hooray! And they'll all be cataloged online so you can find them (and resources) whenever you need!
May. 15th, 2013 08:01 am (UTC)
I'm a bit sceptic to the news story. Googling it in swedish only shows nyheternasveriges.com's story. And that is not a respectable newspaper in sweden. I'd compare it to the Weekly World News. Other hints that it's fake includes witness statements from a neighbour whose last name is a swedish slang word for erection, and a psychologist who's last name is a swedish word for vigina... ;)
May. 15th, 2013 02:02 pm (UTC)
The point of me posting that story was to break the chains of a bad day - it doesn't really matter if it's true or not. DId you laugh? Cringe? Forget your troubles? Mission accomplished.

Just because this is a journal doesn't mean I'm a journalist. ;)
May. 15th, 2013 10:32 am (UTC)
Apparently it's a joke story?
May. 15th, 2013 02:01 pm (UTC)
Oh, I don't actually care if it's true or not. It made me laugh, I was having a bad day and the idea of that story cracked me up? *shrug*

The whole point of the post was to jump start a bad day.
May. 15th, 2013 04:55 pm (UTC)
Fries is the answer to everything, especially during this time.
May. 15th, 2013 08:52 pm (UTC)
May. 15th, 2013 05:53 pm (UTC)
Ooooh, garden chat! Lord knows I'm in dire need of help with my yards, so any information I can get will go a long way toward making me feel like less of a bad homeowner. (Shifting from apartment living to a house with yards? Not as smooth as I'd hoped.)

Also, I didn't even read the entire article, and I'm doing the twitchy-dance just thinking about the wasps. Bleh *flails*
May. 15th, 2013 08:53 pm (UTC)
Oh, I will be SUPER HAPPY to provide any information that I can to help, since you are my target audience! :D

May. 19th, 2013 07:56 am (UTC)
I would be all over that garden chat. My yard is wreck and I don't have a clue. LOL
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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