SERIOUS POLL OF IMPORTANCE AND SCIENTIFIC MEASURING OMG*
*not in the slightest, and if you take this seriously to the point of believing this is an actual academic poll, I am going to laugh at you. Because I am an idiot, come on, now.
I only consider it proper tea if:
there is milk added.
there is milk nowhere near my cup.
there is horse meat added.
I am a crazy person that doesn't know what tea is.
I don't drink tea (because I'm 'Merikan and we drink FREEDOM).
(which tastes like chicken. I MEAN EAGLES.)
Even though you said this wasn't serious,
I am taking this seriously. SERIOUS. Ferserius.
I don't know how to have fun and be silly.
I am going to argue something because you - on the internet - are wrong about something.
THERE AREN'T ENOUGH AMERICAN FLAGS IN THIS POST FOR ME TO FEEL COMFORTABLE.
Also, it is said daughter's 16th birthday today, and she's awesome, and I love her a whole bunch. And she has a big surprise waiting for her when she comes home from school. MOPPING! I'm kidding. A BABY! No, that's not it, either. THE BOOT! 16 is old enough to be on her own, amirite?
I have all day to be goofy, and I'm happy about that. Also, I had to get ranty in my Tumblr this morning, something I never do, but it's important. And no one cares, I know, but I do, and I feel responsible for this topic (hoarders) and yeah.
BACK TO MY CUP OF TEA. Sans milk. (OMG, the MiL is coming over today and I'm on my "no booze" week and that might need to change.)