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1. I really need an agent to take a chance on my sense of humor. I say this after putting the final tweaks on a Tu-Pac/California Love joke about the Book of Mormon's "people." (It makes sense in context.)

2. I really need a nanny. Or a live in bartender.

3. I really need a giant plate of salty French fries.

4. I really need a big ol' glass of wine. (I get to have that, though! Happy Hour in 15 minutes.)

5. I really need to stop beating myself up all the time. For example: I actually did accomplish things today, even if I did laze about for a portion of it. Also, I'm looking super cute today, and I NEVER compliment my looks, because that makes me feel weird and uncomfortable.

6. I really need to get over that last one because I'm okay and you're okay. *head desk*

7. I really need to know you are having a good day! And if not, watch this and then you really need to let yourself smile. :D

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txvoodoo
Jul. 31st, 2013 03:17 am (UTC)
You posted a dachshund. I IMMEDIATELY FELT BETTER. Sooo much love, girl!
stoney321
Jul. 31st, 2013 11:28 pm (UTC)
THEY ARE INHERENTLY ADORABLE. As you well know. :D
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stoney321
Aug. 1st, 2013 12:32 am (UTC)
Gurl, that self-dislike is PURE mom b.s.

You 100% are the most photogenic lady, it's disgusting. :D And all of the beautiful parts of you that you pointed out are absolute gold. GOD YOUR HAIR, YOUR HAIR! *lusts*

And in the vein of not hating on myself, the first thing Entrenous said when we got her at the airport was, "I swear, you're ageless." AND I'M SORRY BUT NOW SHE IS MY FAVORITE. Except you said that, too. So you can leg wrestle for #1.
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stoney321
Aug. 1st, 2013 01:17 am (UTC)
I think you're missing how I'm trying to set up an ultimate cage fight between you two.

:D
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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