Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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Rrrrrrrrrrrandom poll time!

Because this gives me an eye twitch. (I don't SAY anything, I just don't like it. We'll see if you can figure out what I mean.)
Poll #1927926 LAUNDRY

I:

immediately fold laundry fresh out of the dryer. Mmm, warm!
42(40.8%)
pile the laundry on a bed/chair/sofa, let the cat check it out, then fold. Mmm, kitty + warm!
25(24.3%)
I pile the laundry on some nearby surface and grab what I want when I need it.
32(31.1%)
don't have any clothes. Ask me how! *leers*
4(3.9%)

I:

have my dresser drawers arranged from top to bottom: socks/britches/sundries, tops, bottoms (perhaps with double drawers, but that order flows.)
55(59.8%)
have my drawers ordered from bottom to top: underwear/socks/sundries, tops, bottoms.
18(19.6%)
I jam everything into whatever drawer has space.
16(17.4%)
don't have any clothes specifically to avoid situations like this.
3(3.3%)

When folding clothes I:

start with bottoms, then pile folded tops onto that, finishing with undies/socks/sundries.
18(18.2%)
fold whatever my hand reaches first. I'll sort it out when I get to my dresser.
59(59.6%)
laugh, because I don't fold clothes. Clearly I'm a pod person if you catch me folding clothes.
19(19.2%)
stare at the owner of said clothing for a long period of time. Why do they have to make it weird? I just like B&E and laundry, okay?
3(3.0%)

Fitted sheets:

totally can and do fold them.
38(35.8%)
totally could if I actually cared.
21(19.8%)
go straight back onto the bed so I can avoid any folding trauma.
31(29.2%)
don't work for carrying bodies into the desert. Now tarps...
16(15.1%)

Laura?

You are right. They are wrong. We know this in our soul. ORDER! WE WILL HAVE ORDER!
26(21.8%)
I get that this is important to you, but Imma keep doing how I do.
29(24.4%)
It doesn't matter. By which I mean to say that YOU don't matter. The proof is in how careless I am with the laundry you lovingly washed for me.
2(1.7%)
Do you need a drink?
62(52.1%)


LOOK I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF SOMEONE DOES YOUR FLIPPING LAUNDRY FOR YOU, STICK TO THE PLAN. ETA: And so I don't offend anyone: YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS POLL SERIOUSLY. Wait, I mean take this poll as a sign of my insanity and as a reflection on how I want my house to be run, not anyone else's. I truly don't judge people for the way they run their home, because it's YOUR HOME. <3

In other news, school starts in less than three weeks and the Mr. is traveling more and I am pretty excited about the upcoming solitude!

Somehow I have to make a lemon-coconut cake look like a Very Specific My Little Pony for Emily's 12th birthday tomorrow and it might just be cut like one with gumdrop eyes because come the hell on, kid.
Tags: ive lost my mind, poll!, stoney doesn't suck, stoney sucks
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