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BUNDT LOVERS! Wait, come back!!

Ahaha, guys, I love big bundts and I cannot lie. YEAH. I'M OFFICIALLY REVERTING TO DAD HUMOR. But it's important! Williams-Sonoma has a Star of David bundt pan! THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS. Because I'm interested in making delicious cake for my Jewish friends, you see.

In other news, I have made 2 pounds (literally) of hummus today because apparently that is my favorite snack? Toasted bread with a thick schmear of hummus? NOM NOM.

I can't get anything done and so I online window shop. /pathetic

This post brought to you by a person hiding from Duck Dynasty playing in the other room. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.


Oct. 8th, 2013 11:21 pm (UTC)
Ha, is it "All About Bundts?" We had one open here, and I didn't realize it was a chain!

OMG, you have summed up Duck Dynasty PERFECTLY. Perfectly.
Oct. 9th, 2013 12:21 am (UTC)
Hmmm...it's called Nothing Bundt Cakes, which apparently is a chain. Whoda' thunk the US could support two chains selling bundt cakes?

Here's an excerpt from one Yelp review: "Since my last review I have been back a twice and someone else in my office brought some in to work. These things are like crack. I have to drive by on my way home and it is all I can do to not stop and buy more".

Yep, that about covers how it went with that cake sitting in my house: one would be innocently entering the kitchen for a glass of water and the next thing you knew you were hunched protectively over the cake while glancing over your shoulder, then cutting off little nibbles and surreptiously shoving them in your mouth before other family members could get suspicious about the lack of liquid-ish sounds, then adopting an air of innocence when exiting the kitchen. Ten minutes later you remember that you "forgot" the glass of water and repeat the procedure all over again. Later comes the sad moment when your entire family stands over the empty box and wavers between accusatory glares at one another and sad, longing looks at the leftover crumbs and little smears of frosting. Finally comes the moment when you decide to exhibit at least a little bit of dignity and throw the box away instead of tearing it apart and licking it like the dog loves to do.


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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