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It's been a while since I've done a poll.

So let's do one! ONLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE OF HIGH INTELLIGENCE/SKILLS SHOULD DARE TAKE THIS POLL. You might hurt yourself, otherwise.

I MESSED UP. You can't edit these, boo. LLotP = LHotP. Or maybe I mean the grungy, diesel-punk spin off, Little Louse on the Pra- no, I just messed up. *hangs head*
Poll #1952234 Random Questions Of Seriousness And Seriousity

You picked a

fine time to leave me, Lucille.
38(35.5%)
400 children (ahaha) and a crop and a field.
12(11.2%)
that was how I heard that as a kid, not "Four hungry children."
10(9.3%)
what is this gibberish? <-- checking this means you don't get the reference
13(12.1%)
<-- checking this means you enjoy checking boxes
34(31.8%)

I would like to answer a few questions about Little House, the books, because I am well-versed/reasonably well-versed in them

yes
26(42.6%)
no (you'll have a question just for you, coming up)
35(57.4%)

Re: LLotP. A pairing I wish had been explored:

Laura/Cap Gardner
5(13.9%)
Mary Power/Cap Gardner
4(11.1%)
Almanzo/Cap Gardner
9(25.0%)
Cap Gardner/anyone
10(27.8%)
I hated Cap Gardner with his charm and smiles and bags of candy because I hate sunshine.
8(22.2%)

RE: LLotP. My feelings on Ma are:

that she was the WORST. Just hateful, that one.
2(2.4%)
such a racist!
4(4.8%)
misogynist!
2(2.4%)
spirit-killer!
3(3.6%)
okay, she was a product of her time.
19(22.6%)
YEAH, NO, OKAY. She made Laura give away her corn cob doll.
16(19.0%)
She hated Indians even though they tried to SAVE HER LIFE.
15(17.9%)
she clearly preferred Mary over Laura, and that is terrible.
23(27.4%)

Re: LLotP. When reading these books, I pronounced slough:

slew
9(20.9%)
sluff
21(48.8%)
slowg
10(23.3%)
sloof
3(7.0%)

FINALLY. A NON-LLOTP QUESTION. So!

Fries?
30(25.4%)
Nachos?
31(26.3%)
Tacos?
29(24.6%)
Some unholy mix of all three?
21(17.8%)
A sad box of raisins - inexplicably dry AND sticky - that you found between the cushions and you're so damn hungry that you'll eat it?
7(5.9%)

I will never understand how your brain works, Laura.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
22(25.0%)
I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
7(8.0%)
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT.
8(9.1%)
Seriously, someone give me a taco.
51(58.0%)


Fun fact! I didn't know for years that it was pronounced "slew." I said "sluff." This is what comes of a lonely childhood and lots of quiet reading time: you figure out how to pronounce things on your own.

ION, I have reached a sort of max-density when it comes to pictures of Tyler Hoechlin. I now feel a physical ache in my chest at the sight of him and have to scroll past. THERE IS TOO MUCH ATTRACTIVE/NICE BOY STUFF HAPPENING and it hurts me, guys. It hurts me.

Comments

turnonmyheels
Jan. 15th, 2014 06:54 pm (UTC)
LOL! They put you on stage with a mic to sing that for an audience. LMAO I love it
stoney321
Jan. 15th, 2014 07:00 pm (UTC)
it only added fuel to the fire of wanting to grow up and be a Pip, let me tell you. ;D

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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