curiousI MESSED UP. You can't edit these, boo. LLotP = LHotP. Or maybe I mean the grungy, diesel-punk spin off, Little Louse on the Pra- no, I just messed up. *hangs head*
You picked a
fine time to leave me, Lucille.
38(35.5%)
400 children (ahaha) and a crop and a field.
12(11.2%)
that was how I heard that as a kid, not "Four hungry children."
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what is this gibberish? <-- checking this means you don't get the reference
13(12.1%)
<-- checking this means you enjoy checking boxes
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I would like to answer a few questions about Little House, the books, because I am well-versed/reasonably well-versed in them
yes
26(42.6%)
no (you'll have a question just for you, coming up)
35(57.4%)
Re: LLotP. A pairing I wish had been explored:
Laura/Cap Gardner
5(13.9%)
Mary Power/Cap Gardner
4(11.1%)
Almanzo/Cap Gardner
9(25.0%)
Cap Gardner/anyone
10(27.8%)
I hated Cap Gardner with his charm and smiles and bags of candy because I hate sunshine.
8(22.2%)
RE: LLotP. My feelings on Ma are:
that she was the WORST. Just hateful, that one.
2(2.4%)
such a racist!
4(4.8%)
misogynist!
2(2.4%)
spirit-killer!
3(3.6%)
okay, she was a product of her time.
19(22.6%)
YEAH, NO, OKAY. She made Laura give away her corn cob doll.
16(19.0%)
She hated Indians even though they tried to SAVE HER LIFE.
15(17.9%)
she clearly preferred Mary over Laura, and that is terrible.
23(27.4%)
Re: LLotP. When reading these books, I pronounced slough:
slew
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sluff
21(48.8%)
slowg
10(23.3%)
sloof
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FINALLY. A NON-LLOTP QUESTION. So!
Fries?
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Nachos?
31(26.3%)
Tacos?
29(24.6%)
Some unholy mix of all three?
21(17.8%)
A sad box of raisins - inexplicably dry AND sticky - that you found between the cushions and you're so damn hungry that you'll eat it?
7(5.9%)
I will never understand how your brain works, Laura.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
22(25.0%)
I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
7(8.0%)
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT.
8(9.1%)
Seriously, someone give me a taco.
51(58.0%)
Fun fact! I didn't know for years that it was pronounced "slew." I said "sluff." This is what comes of a lonely childhood and lots of quiet reading time: you figure out how to pronounce things on your own.
ION, I have reached a sort of max-density when it comes to pictures of Tyler Hoechlin. I now feel a physical ache in my chest at the sight of him and have to scroll past. THERE IS TOO MUCH ATTRACTIVE/NICE BOY STUFF HAPPENING and it hurts me, guys. It hurts me.
