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Dude. I would NEVER think crazydiamondsue smells like the inside of a fake leg. NEVER. Now, a used diaper filled with Indian food?

We have planned this since October. Crap, I was hoping to get some "Man, I HATE her. I'm only nice because of YOU" posts, but I just got people to delete their earlier comments. Oh, anelith, I NEVER want to hurt your feelings. I'm so sorry you thought it was serious, but you should know the two of us better than that! We are Sofa King Wee Todd It! I wanted to take it all the way to deleting my journal, but Sue and I started to feel bad for upsetting you and julia_here.

Confidential to violethamster: I saw you played both sides. Chickenshit. I will CUT YOU!



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Apr. 1st, 2005 12:45 pm (UTC)

Eh, my people should know better than to come online today anyway. :)
Apr. 1st, 2005 12:49 pm (UTC)
Apparently we are HORRIBLE.

But then, everyone should know I am a sick little monkey. SICK!!!
Apr. 1st, 2005 12:50 pm (UTC)
If crazydiamondsue hadn't told me ahead of time I might have thought it serious. Up until the nalgahyde pants and smelly legs.

I'm glad that's over. When you fight it gives me belly grumblings.
Apr. 1st, 2005 12:53 pm (UTC)
Dude, I friggin' pray to the PTB that no one finds out I DID flash you my boobies. She'll really get pissed then.
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Apr. 1st, 2005 01:43 pm (UTC)
I thought she'd be impress'd by my devious rap
I thought I had her caught cause I'm a sinister trap
I thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that
I guess that's what I get for thinking, ain't that right, black?
Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone
Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza
With the bang bang, brother I feel bad
But I ain't comitting suicide for no crab
But calling her a crab is just a figure of speech
Cause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach
I thought I had it in the palm of my hand
But man oh man, if I was grand I'd bang Suzanne

Suzanne, Suzanne!! I wanna be yo (wo)man.
Apr. 1st, 2005 01:52 pm (UTC)
I got sad and scared too. I didn't know it was for April Fool's, and then when winterlive pointed it out, I felt like a BIG STOOPID SAD DUMBO IDIOT!

:flails at the mean girls:

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Apr. 1st, 2005 02:12 pm (UTC)
I knew it for the jape it was with the entrance of the naugahyde pants. Before that, I totally bought it.

For my April Foolery today, I convinced a friend I was going to be playing a small role in an upcoming "independent lesbian erotic film project" entitled Bitches, Butches, and Bisexuals. I was to play one of the bitches. I was going to try fooling him into believing I'd become a born-again Christian, but decided the porn star was more plausible. He believed everyw word I said. Last year, I successfully convinced two friends that I was moving to Qatar.

I think next year I'll tell my mother I'm pregnant. April Fool's!
Apr. 1st, 2005 03:11 pm (UTC)
Yeah, Sue pulled that one out too soon...

Hee!! your joke is a GOOD one!!
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Apr. 1st, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)
As you'll see from my responses to the other post, you got me but good.

Bitch. I know where you live.
Apr. 1st, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
Tell me! Tell me! She got me too!
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Apr. 1st, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
Okay so if I have the plot of the VK play correct he is playing a hooker/hustler, right? If yes then you should hear this song Marah - Feather Boa after you listen once the lyrics are here
Apr. 1st, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC)
OMG!! That's PERFECT. Apparently it's a comedy, which encourages me to finish my ANnie parody where the cast of Buffy and Angel are child prostitutes in Calcutta. And Vampires.

It's a hard cock life, smash.
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Apr. 1st, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
I saw you played both sides. Chickenshit. I will CUT YOU!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run along now and go wrestle Sue. Preferably in jello. I'll just be sittin' on my couch with some popcorn.
Apr. 1st, 2005 03:28 pm (UTC)
<-- yeah? Whatchu gone do?
Like I'd touch Sue and edibles.

As for you and that popcorn? You mean the popcorn I sprinkled rat poison over?

*sits back and watches YOU CHOKE*
Apr. 1st, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, gosh. Oops! Just accidently mailed some rat poisoned popcorn to VK. Understandable mistake, though, since he's all pointy faced like a little whiskery rat.

Apr. 1st, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC)

Oh no you DI'INT!!!
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Apr. 1st, 2005 05:43 pm (UTC)
Maybe it's partly because I was PMSing, but I gotta tell you, I didn't think it was funny at all, and I got upset even though intellectually I understood that it was supposed to be an April Fool's joke. I've seen your dark side now, lady. Sheesh, what would you do if you really got angry?
Apr. 1st, 2005 08:14 pm (UTC)
But, like Anakin, I can turn from the dark side...

Oh, I'm fucking EVIL when I get angry, but that has only happened once in my life. So don't cheat on me and abandon my kids and we're cool.

Sorry if you were upset, but you people should KNOW Sue and me! We tight like ten toes in a sock!
Apr. 1st, 2005 06:15 pm (UTC)
Is that not one rockin' song?!
Oh yeah. This one is for my Stoney...
ur my number one girl the best in the world
ur the ish to me forget the other girls
biznitch... my biznitch is the shiznit
biznitch... my biznitch is the shiznit

Now why don't you listen to this one? I wuv them and no, I never get sick of talking about them. Obviously. Heh.

Yeah, I want s'more of that Crusilla.
Apr. 1st, 2005 08:15 pm (UTC)
Hee!! you aren't going to defriend me over the APjoke? Hooray!!

I'll put more Crusilla up this weekend... I loveses it.

Making Mr. Stoney watch The Grudge. He's screaming like a girl. Heh heh...
Apr. 1st, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)
Brando-style: CRUSILLLLLLLLA!!!!!
Naughahyde rules!

Did I spell it right?
And why have you been holding out on me? WHY?
Naughahyde is da, umm...bizz-omb?

You know what I like. And I jes loves me some naughahyde. Expecially, and whoa....if its on yer sexah self.

Okay, and inside of a fake leg smell? is something that will be a part of my conciousness (haunt me forever).
Thank you?!
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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