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Rise and Shine!

"Laura! Go tell your brother to rise and shine!"
-I'll rise, but I won't shine.

Hee! Got a bit of mail from tx_cronopio Saturday about moms and their lack of sex, among other things. Hee! Highlights:
*I love my children. But I am not in love with them. I am in love with my husband.
*I often engage in the parental pastime known as God Forbid. (What if, God Forbid, someone were to snatch one of my children? God Forbid.) And I imagine if they were ALL taken, and how there would be life beyond because I have him.
*My husband will say that we, he and I, are the core of what he cherishes, that the children are satellites, beloved but tangenital.
*[If my children hate me for making them moons and not suns] I will tell them to settle for nothing less than what they saw when they looked at me, looking at him.

YESSSS!!! Mr. Stoney, I heart you tunz, underline, underline.

So, so happy today. Arrested Development!! Ione Skye! (God, how many girls my age wanted to be her in Say Anything? WERE her in Say Anything??) "I can't believe we're making love!" And Ann just makes me think of Linda Blair more and more... Puppet hand!

Deadwood! Oh, Alma. Alma, Alma. How are you going to keep this baby? And Al Cocksuckin' Swearengen is baack, baybe! Jane!! I love her as a comic relief, but I want her story, too. The real Calamity Jane had such a sad, sad life. Trixie! "Jew lessons."

Robot Chicken! Scarlette Johanssen was a voice last night. I would run away with her just to sipe her mouth. Wow. That was latent, huh? Seth Green reprised his "white homie" voice from that teeny-bopper movie on Pimp my Sister. Ha ha ha!!

Mmm. Hot cup of Guatamala Antigua (not my favorite, but it was fresh from the roaster), there is a yogurt/raspberry/OJ smoothy and walk in my future, and maybe I'll be able to work out the kinks on this rassle-frassin' Crusilla story and get it out. Otherwise, I may just post a teaser chapter from the Annie Muscial paordy, Connie. Hee!!


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Apr. 4th, 2005 06:23 am (UTC)
See? I knew you'd love it :)

Do I hafta go to work today?
Apr. 4th, 2005 06:47 am (UTC)
I DID love it. :-)

If you promise to walk amongst flowers and sit with your eyes closed in the sunshine, I'll write you a note.
Apr. 4th, 2005 06:37 am (UTC)
Ione Skye! (God, how many girls my age wanted to be her in Say Anything? WERE her in Say Anything??)

1. Ione is in "Fever Pitch," which I saw Saturday night. Small part but very Ionian.

2. Have you watched "Say Anything" with the commentary by the director, John Cusack (he's dreamy) and Ione? I'm sad to say that it reveals her to be, um, how do I say this nicely? Well, she's no Diane Court. ::snicker:: But I will continue to love the movie anyway.
Apr. 4th, 2005 06:47 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'd heard great things about that commentary, but I was pretty disappointed. It's all in the "isn't he great in this scene, isn't she wonderful here" genre. I much prefer when they point out goofs.
Apr. 4th, 2005 06:50 am (UTC)
I haven't listened to the commentary... I love that movie so much, it hurts me. I dated Lloyd Dobbler, you see, and treated him terribly in the end. Lloyd, Lloyd all null and void...

So, if I infer correctly, Ione's a bit dense? She was with a Beastie Boy - Mike D - for a long time, but then, so was Molly Ringwold - Ad Rock. My love for John Cusack began with Sixteen Candles *over* and was solidified with his kicking the broken glass out of Diane's path. *le sigh*
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Apr. 4th, 2005 07:08 am (UTC)
Well, if it helps you, Tapioca (my sweet little Grnadma's cat) lived to be 22, and that was outside in the mountains of Utah in the cold, fighting skunks and badgers.... And Scrappy and Crawfor are both north of 12 and still filled with spunk. Um, ewww. They have no balls, so they have no spunk, but you know what I mean.

DAISY!! I wanted to sneak her home with me, you know.

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Apr. 4th, 2005 07:33 am (UTC)
Yesh! Please to be finding out so I may assist you on the green.
Apr. 4th, 2005 07:06 am (UTC)
Dude, I loved Diane Lane, but she has a frowny-mouth. I wanna cuddle up in Scarlette Johanssen's lap and chew on her lips. WOW.

Joe lies!! When he cry-highs. I have written severnty-four songs about Joe. Like Joe and I were ripped apart. Hee!!

Oh, Jason Sokol... You were my Lloyd Dobbler. *cries with the shame of my mistreatment of him*

Teen Tightnits! Go! (I'm glad to hear of your anniversay... Email me the deets.)
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Apr. 4th, 2005 07:32 am (UTC)
You know you can see his Full Monty in the opening hospital sequence of 28 Days Later, right?

I fucking want to make Man Pants™ out of him.

How does one email me you?
Apr. 4th, 2005 09:17 am (UTC)
Dude, I'm my age and I wanted to be Ione. *Goes to happy John Cusack place.* I went to school with this boy that looked so much like John Cusack that it made school worth attending.

And can you believe it's only 10am and I've already been to work and back? Humidifier off season is bliss.
Apr. 4th, 2005 11:01 am (UTC)
I love John Cusack hard. HARD!

What is this "humidifier off season" of which I am hearing about?
Apr. 4th, 2005 11:11 am (UTC)
Description of my job: Customer Service/Sales rep for Bionaire/Holmes/Rival/WhiteMountain/Etc. aka The Holmes Group. We sell lots of crap; air purifiers, heaters, fans, crock pots, toaster ovens, food slicers and grinders, ice cream makers, but mostly humidifiers. So people call because they can't clean it, can't take it apart, can't make it work, can't find filters for it and are afraid of it. But being as it is Spring and the need for a humidifier has decreased so has our call volume, hence what we in the call center universe call Vtime (Voluntary Time Off) which is when we get an email from Peoria, IL that basically says 'Email me back if you want to go home'. And I do.

My job? Sucks.
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Apr. 4th, 2005 11:03 am (UTC)
I make 'em. I cup of no-fat vanilla yogurt, 1 cup frozen blueberry/raspberry mix/ 1/2 C OJ (today I used limeade. YUM) blend and drink.

Other days I take out a frozen banana and blend it with 2 C of chocolate soy milk (Silk). Delish.

No smoothies on the walk, but waterfalls, ponds, herons, ducks, and flowers a'bloomin'!
Apr. 4th, 2005 10:40 am (UTC)
Children are satellites? I love that. I should frame that. I say that my house is a dictatorship, and that I'm in charge. No democracy here. My hubby thinks it's hysterical. People, don't let your kids run your life.
Apr. 4th, 2005 11:05 am (UTC)
Isn't that fantastic? The article is form March 27, NYTimes, by Ayelet Waldman.

My fave: "I love my children. But I am not in love with them. I am in love with their father."

For god's sake, your kids are going to be gone one day. You'll be with your spouse for longer, so you better cultivate that relationship!
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Apr. 4th, 2005 12:12 pm (UTC)
ooOOooh. Yes, please. My roaster is a small time operation, but they are close so I get them an hour after being pulled out. Yummy, but limited. I've had huehuetenango before and I loveses it, Precious.

how much do I love you?

<------------------THIS MUCH----------------->
Apr. 4th, 2005 11:22 am (UTC)
I still want to be her in Say Anything.
Apr. 4th, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
Gah, why did I give Jason a pen!!! *cries as I didn't even have the cool white lily in my hair like Diane Court*

She was pretty funny in her cameo in Wayne's World...
Apr. 4th, 2005 12:00 pm (UTC)
Hey Girly! Read that Modern Love NYT Sunday - cool...
AD did rock, but I didn't see Deadwood - yet.
I gotta question for you - think I'll email...
Apr. 4th, 2005 12:14 pm (UTC)
Deadwood was of the good. I have apparently spoiled you, that is, if you didn't read TV Guide... Crap. Sorry.
Apr. 4th, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
Alma is pg? Whoa. I don't feel too spoilt, though. That voyeuristic widow - and all that super hawt sheriff love? Not surprised.

Apr. 4th, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
I have always relied on the kindness of strangers
Tennesee quotage! squee!

and THANK YOU for identifying the actress on Arrested development. it was driving me CRAZY.

have I told you I want to write a fic where Gob shows up at Wolfram & Hart, having the wrong idea about an ad they placed for "magicians"?
I am just envisioning him having a chat with Harmony.

Apr. 4th, 2005 01:00 pm (UTC)
Thank you for being the only person to acknowledge that... And how much do I love it that my kids are woken up every morning (almost) to that quote? Hee!! I'm forcing Morgan to wear a leg brace.

You and your crossovers...

"That's my wife. I fucked her good." I love Gob. (And his idea of a "business model."
Apr. 4th, 2005 10:56 pm (UTC)
Dude, not just John Cusack, but she was with Ad-Rock for nine whole years. She's forever immortalized in Ill Communication's "Get It Together". Bwahahahaha...I loved Franklin. Heee....

George, Sr.: Fine. Put the ether on the puppet’s lips, have the puppet kiss her.
G.O.B.: (As Franklin.) I ain’t kissing that old bitch.
George, Sr.: (Strangling Franklin.) That’s my wife, you bastard!
G.O.B.: Dad, that’s my wrist! (As Franklin.) Hey, man, that’s his neck!

Oh Franklin! What about Ann getting all horny over George Sr.'s vows. Heeee!

Also, I need to consult a dictionary, but I'm pretty sure 'tangenital' is dirty.
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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