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Phone Post: It's Singing Time!

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“Hey y'all! Sue said that y'all might not know the songs to Annie, so I thought I'd sing one for you.

(song from the Connie: The Musical parody fic)

Maybe far away
Or maybe real nearby
He may be pouring her O neg
She may be spittin' in his eye

Maybe in a crypt
All hidden for their fun
She's straddling a victim
He's raping a nun

Betcha they're old
Betcha they're swift
Bet they give young girls
To be a swell gift

Betcha their good
(Good as vamps can be)
Their one mistake:
Sold me to slavery

So maybe now it's time
And maybe when I work
He'll be here calling me "baby"

Betcha he's gay
Betcha she knows
Maybe she'll make us-
Oh, God only knows!

Maybe he's strict
Spankins all the time
Don't really care
If the red ass is mine!

So maybe now this prayer's
The last one of its kind
Won't you please come fuck your "baby..."

Now that everyone is going to defriend me... Have a good night!”

Transcribed by: stoney321


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Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:05 pm (UTC)
I can't get the file to work!!!! Wahhh!!

Please, somebody transcribe it, for the love of God!
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:07 pm (UTC)
Do you have Quicktime? Bargh. Hang on. Tell me the error message. (I'm basically singing the song from my Annie Parody: Maybe.)
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Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:09 pm (UTC)
I am DYING to hear this! It will have to wait till I get home. ^_^
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:10 pm (UTC)
There are a few naughty words, so that's probably best. Um, you may want to read the fic in the previous post or you'll wonder what on earth is wrong with me. Heee!!
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
You are a total train wreck and I adore you.
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:17 pm (UTC)
That may be the best thing anyone has ever said to me. Dude, I sang that in my SHOWER so I'd have the best accoustics. How frickin' sad am I?? HOW SAD???

(And how are you doing on No Boyd, Day 1?)
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Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
Aw, that was beeyootiful! I think I suffered more gigglefit-induced organ failures though, hope it wasn't anything I needed. I betcha Connor would sound all pretty and girly like that, too.
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC)
I have the most wee voice for someone as "healthy-sized" as I am. WEE!!!

*scoops your pancreas and gall bladder into sacks*
Apr. 22nd, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
Wow. I really, really love you. :)
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC)
Ditto, toots! (I'm going to pretend your WOW was followed with an exclamation, because I haven't sung in public in a long, long time.)

*plays spin the bottle with you*
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Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:25 pm (UTC)
Hee!! I had to lock my bedroom door so no one would walk in on me singing in the shower about a Vampire Prostitute Orphan wishing his dad would be his "john."

There is so much wrong with that... Oh. And I may have had 4 margaritas since posting.
Apr. 22nd, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC)
STONEY!!!! I got to hear your voice! And you said, "Y'all". Heeeee! You have such a pretty voice, not at all Peggy Hill-ish. :D

Will read the fic later. I've been crazy busy, but I'm happy because I'm picking up U2 tickets in a couple of hours. Mr. Kako's connections got us some tix! Hooray!
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC)
Well, Of COURSE I said y'all! You do know I'm native down here, right? At least I didn't say: How y'all are?

Peggy Hill. Ha ha ha!! "Hank, be nice to the Meh-hee-kins."

I am so happy for you about the tics!!!

*shares some of her many margaritas with you*

And do you LOVE the Connie pic? Lie and say yes.
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Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC)
Y'all! You said y'all!

I hate you for getting the fucking song stuck in my head, make no mistake, but ... y'all! Now say darlin'. Guh!
Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:28 pm (UTC)
makes it better by taking off my cowboy hat, shaking my blonde hair *around my shoulders, putting my mouth on your neck and whispering:*

Y'all wanna fuck now?

You should make a list of what you want me to say. I'm like your personal monkey!
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Apr. 22nd, 2005 05:35 pm (UTC)
Stoney, that was jes' beautiful....
Apr. 22nd, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha!! You're beautiful!!

Remember: get drunk, bring a veil, sit in the back, and tell everyone to fuck off.
Apr. 22nd, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
omg, I'm so torn. On the one hand, you have a beautiful voice! On the other hand, AHHAHAHAHA! Lyrics! HEE!

::loves and adores::
Apr. 23rd, 2005 06:17 am (UTC)
BWAH!! Your icon. Hilarity.

The second part of that fic should go up tomorrow night. Heee!! I may have to do this for each post.
Apr. 22nd, 2005 10:43 pm (UTC)
1. you TOTALLY have an accent! CYUUTE!!!

2. You have a lovely lovely singing voice. Cutie.
Apr. 23rd, 2005 06:17 am (UTC)
1. I sound like a HICK!! I (finally) listened to myself. Good Lord.

2. No, 'tis YOU who are the cutie!
Apr. 22nd, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC)
Woohoo! You rocked the "y'all" in your intro. Niiiice. Such a beautiful song, so melodious. Haven't read it (I worked overtime yesterday and two split shifts today, 'cuz I's a po' ho) but tomorrow it's ON!
Apr. 23rd, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)
Honey, I rock y'all into EVERYTHING I say. I talked to a fellow master gardener the other day (she's in her 50s, from Miyus-ippy) and she greeted me with, "How y'all are?" Heeeee!!

Tomorrow night goes up the second part: where we meet Daddy Morecocks. I am SHAMELESS.
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Apr. 23rd, 2005 06:21 am (UTC)
Yes, the headphones were probably a good idea. Now you know why I liked myself into the master bath and sang in the shower. 10 good accoustics, 2) subject matter. Hee hee!!!

According to the LJ FAQ, .ogg files are more layered than .wav, meaning: better quality. I'm nothing if not quality! Ha ha. I'm also a liar.

And I love WinAmp Have used it (almost exclusively) for 8 years. I like the streaming media, read: radio stations. Whee!
Apr. 23rd, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
*rolling around laughing 'til it hurts*

And that's just reading the transcript. Mr. Spikefan is watching the soccer game, so I'm going to have to listen later, but I can't wait.
Apr. 24th, 2005 07:14 pm (UTC)
Yikes. Be alone, okay? Meaning, no kiddoes or anyone who doesn't get that this is CRAZY INSANITY.

Apr. 23rd, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC)
I love it!
Apr. 24th, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
We may need to have a sing along for the Star Wars extravaganza.

I'll send you your sides. Hee!
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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