Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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Phone Post: It's Singing Time!

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“Hey y'all! Sue said that y'all might not know the songs to Annie, so I thought I'd sing one for you.

(song from the Connie: The Musical parody fic)

***
Maybe far away
Or maybe real nearby
He may be pouring her O neg
She may be spittin' in his eye

Maybe in a crypt
All hidden for their fun
She's straddling a victim
He's raping a nun

Betcha they're old
Betcha they're swift
Bet they give young girls
To be a swell gift

Betcha their good
(Good as vamps can be)
Their one mistake:
Sold me to slavery

So maybe now it's time
And maybe when I work
He'll be here calling me "baby"
Maybe...

Betcha he's gay
Betcha she knows
Maybe she'll make us-
Oh, God only knows!

Maybe he's strict
Spankins all the time
Don't really care
If the red ass is mine!

So maybe now this prayer's
The last one of its kind
Won't you please come fuck your "baby..."
Maybe...
****

Now that everyone is going to defriend me... Have a good night!”

Transcribed by: stoney321
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