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Apr. 27th, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
Whee! I needed that....to really, *really* appreciate, for example:
Used to whore, what a chore
Always on my knees
But, gee WOW! Holy cow!
Won't someone, fuck me please?

Harmony: We've never had a vampy ho
(Servants, quickly:)We've never had a vampy ho!
We've never had a vampy ho!

I mean come on! Takes on whole new dimensions (cause I couldn't remember how teh song went, okay?!)
So Wheeee! And Whoooo!
Apr. 27th, 2005 08:14 pm (UTC)
I had to send my kids to the neighbors (and have a glass of wine) to be brave enough to post.

What is wrong with me? I'm missing key portions of my brain, I believe. I'm missing key portions of my brain, I believe.
Apr. 27th, 2005 08:00 pm (UTC)


Apr. 27th, 2005 08:15 pm (UTC)
As long as you're laughing AT me and not WITH me. Wait... Is that right?
Apr. 27th, 2005 10:06 pm (UTC)
I'm laughing at the lyrics. You are brilliant and twisted. Good god, woman, you could be a porno star with that mouth!
Apr. 27th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)
OMG I could not love you any deeper. Baby, you're a star!

::has extra fingers surgically attached for your pleasure::
Apr. 27th, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC)
I have been waiting for FOUR HOURS thinking everyone was silently defriending me bacuse that part of the brain that keeps you from blurting shit out (you know, a social filter?) is MISSING.

And apparently because I am your bitch.

*lets eyes roll back in my head from the exxxtra pleasure*
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Apr. 28th, 2005 12:02 pm (UTC)
I am a dork, and I'm glad you remain my friend, regardless of my antics. :-D
Apr. 28th, 2005 09:23 am (UTC)
Hee! There needs to be a whole soundtrack! Don't suppose you can fit a backing orchestra in that bathroom?
Apr. 28th, 2005 12:03 pm (UTC)
Maybe there is a hot, gay orchestra that won't mind my flabby tummy while I stand and sing in the shower?

Dude, I am going to make a soundtrack, include all the Christmas parody carols and SEND IT TO YOU as an evil gift.
Apr. 28th, 2005 10:41 am (UTC)
I found this fic through secondverse's journal, and read it, and then I had to listen to the songs even though I *really* need to be in the shower for a job interview, but it was all so freaking *funny*

Also, could you pass the brain bleach? Or possibly a diaper because I'm laughing so hard I think I might have an *accident* soon. *snickersnort*

I think you should do all the songs, definitely. Because it's entirely too amusing. *g*
Apr. 28th, 2005 12:05 pm (UTC)
Okay, the icon is cracking me up. *hands you diaper, takes it back, checks to make sure it's not used, hands it back*

10Q for stopping by! I'm damaged goods, but fun to poke with sticks.
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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