And I'm here to represent it. MAN. Treading water. With weights on my feet. I feel like I have plates spinning, and I'm racing back and forth to keep them from falling. Too. Much. To Do. Well, let me re-phrase that. I want to sit in a lounger with a towel on my head, tunes in the background, a mojito in one hand and a good book in the other. So, in that respect, too much. :-D Don't cry for me, Argentina. Or New Zealand. Guatemala? You can cry for me. CRY, dammit!
If there was any wonder why my BFF is my BFF, here's why: Emily (who is three, let's not forget) wanted to send her an email. Their exchange is as follows:
From Emily:
hfh iuytrrrtthgghksjrthbrhtge v ghkegjgdghf.rtuhgetrhg.xu/.ug.rdgrlthjrt
ujniyjh yh jhn;kothbjerjdnb nbf.d,kb ,s dnjgv.semkg.se jgretheroigtjrrftbr; tegnrhb h g,dbn
My BFF's reply:
Dear "Emily",
Please don't ever clog my important work email address with this gobbledeegook ever again. And I mean it! Unless you have something constructive to say or a value-add for the university's commerce department, save it. I see you have a numeral "5" in there, too, which makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. I know you're young, but it's no excuse for writing like this. Check back with me in 10 years, and I might be able to understand your writing.
*~*~*~*
HA HA HA. Saying "fucking" to a 3 year old is AWESOME.
Emily (after recovering from her first concrit) declared today to be Love Day. She is so fucking soft. Pussy. *sigh*
Things I Love, By Stoney Stoneopolis
So to sum up, life = busy, busy = thinky, thinky = good, therefore, life = good. For the record, I cannot get:
BRR!
It's cold in here!
There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!
I said, oh wee oh wee oh!
Ice, ice, ice.
Out of my head. Hence the music accompaning this post. Gropes all around!
[ETA] just chopped a big, pungent onion, tears streaming down my face. Daughter and friend walk in, I fake sobbing, and turn to my daughter as she asks why I'm crying: "Because of something you DID!" Ha ha. Bonus points for making her friend (who I don't like) uncomforatble = a million. Now, WHY does my MIL think I'm a bad parent? Come on. She laughed when she saw the onion. HEEE!
If there was any wonder why my BFF is my BFF, here's why: Emily (who is three, let's not forget) wanted to send her an email. Their exchange is as follows:
From Emily:
hfh iuytrrrtthgghksjrthbrhtge v ghkegjgdghf.rtuhgetrhg.xu/.ug.rdgrlthjrt
ujniyjh yh jhn;kothbjerjdnb nbf.d,kb ,s dnjgv.semkg.se jgretheroigtjrrftbr; tegnrhb h g,dbn
My BFF's reply:
Dear "Emily",
Please don't ever clog my important work email address with this gobbledeegook ever again. And I mean it! Unless you have something constructive to say or a value-add for the university's commerce department, save it. I see you have a numeral "5" in there, too, which makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. I know you're young, but it's no excuse for writing like this. Check back with me in 10 years, and I might be able to understand your writing.
*~*~*~*
HA HA HA. Saying "fucking" to a 3 year old is AWESOME.
Emily (after recovering from her first concrit) declared today to be Love Day. She is so fucking soft. Pussy. *sigh*
Things I Love, By Stoney Stoneopolis
- Gunn's full lips
- Xander in a speedo, before covering up in embarassment
- S1 Angel in a tank
- S6 Spike digging for his lighter in Buffy's... jeans. Fuuuuuuck. Michael Lee, front door, 12th grade. Fuuuuuck.
- Sex, rough, sweet, fast, slow, gimmie gimmie gimmie
- Chocolate
- SALT (OMG, I want to lick the bottom of the bag of my Kettle Chips)
- Being still - warm by the sun - listening to birds - my cat making that funky, rusty meow at them
- Did I mention the fullness of Gunn's lips that want me to chew them? I'm probably pumping his cock, too, and making moans in the back of my throat.
- When Mr. Stoney gets home from a long trip (read: every fucking week)
- MUSIC, OMG. Fantino. Owns me today. Oh, and Humpty Dance. Hee!!
- Naked Tom Wellington. Good fucking lord.
- The knowledge that I pre-ordered HP and the 1/2 Blood Prince and it will arrive soon
- OMG, FUCKING STAR WARS!!
So to sum up, life = busy, busy = thinky, thinky = good, therefore, life = good. For the record, I cannot get:
BRR!
It's cold in here!
There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!
I said, oh wee oh wee oh!
Ice, ice, ice.
Out of my head. Hence the music accompaning this post. Gropes all around!
[ETA] just chopped a big, pungent onion, tears streaming down my face. Daughter and friend walk in, I fake sobbing, and turn to my daughter as she asks why I'm crying: "Because of something you DID!" Ha ha. Bonus points for making her friend (who I don't like) uncomforatble = a million. Now, WHY does my MIL think I'm a bad parent? Come on. She laughed when she saw the onion. HEEE!
- Spock is::
busy - Current Music:Let Me Clear My Throat DJ
'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
Comments
Also, how cute is your daughter? Love Day? Adorable, lol.
My daughter is SO cute!
Omg, I think something is wrong with my ears...
Also, I see Emily has already found the slash key. Hee!
I tried to tell my kid through her tears that she just needs to get tough if she's going to write, you know? And WTF is "ujniyjh yh jhn;kothbjerjdnb nbf?" Clearly there is no need for the semi-colon.
*pets your ears with cat butts - mmm, so furry!*
Gunn's lips really do nothing for me. Kind of like Angelina Jolie's. Nothing happening for me. Nope. But, that said, I respect your love for Gunn's lips. Love away.
Xander in a speedo. ::takes a moment:: There should be sonnets written about that.
::mentally rewatches the lighter in the jeans gropage:: I'll be in my bunk.
I am *so* tempted to let the kids miss school tomorrow and take them to the midnight screening at the DLP theater tonight. AHHH! But my 7 year old and 3 year old would NOT enjoy it. But me and the boy???
HAPPY. As clams. In butter and lemon sauce.
Can I say how much I love that Ewan McGregor is hung like a donkey and pulls it out all the time? I LOVE HIM. I am loving the male form lately. The dude on Bend it like Beckham - not Becks, the coach, and the FUCKING hotness that is the guy on 28 Days Later (also bangs Scarlett Johansen against a barn door in "Girl With a Pearl
necklaceEarring" who could give JM a run for the money on sexy eyes.No, I'm not horny and unfulfilled. Nope.
OMG!! YOU ARE COMING AND WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE GREATEST THING EVER!! I am all fluttery with excitement, I kid you not. Check out www.suntimes.com/ebert and click the link for SW: E3. HOLY SHIT!!!
And yore MIL be crazy.
OH.
Gunn's lips? There with ya. Spike without clothes for most of season six? There with ya too. Wes' blue eyes. Put that on my list. Why Mr. Whedon hires men that are just so lickable is beyond me.
Give us the lowdown on Star Wars once you see it. I think I might wait a while, let the crowds die down a little bit. Almost all my friends are going to see it tonight at the midnight showing. Kept trying to drag the pregnant lady with them (that would be me). I can't stay up that late. So it'll be me and the kiddies in a few weeks.
Nah, you're not a bad parent. An INTERESTING parent, the mom that all the kids love in high school because you're cool, but firm with them. Hehehe.
How *is* the little pregnant lady? Feeling good yet? I mean, expanding, but getting your energy back in the second trimester?
Nice icon. :-D
that is just wrong.
the email to Emily is so funny!
But enough of those cheesy song lyrics. Your grrrreeat, and the therapist will just sit back and think 'Wow, I wish my mum had been that cool', when your kids are sobbing and spilling all their childhood trauma.
HA HA HA. Saying "fucking" to a 3 year old is AWESOME.
It SO is!
She's working on a way for women to deliver soft, fluffy kittens for those who don't want children. When she figures it out, I'll pass the "how to" on to you, okay?
That's the best email response ever. I think I love her too! BWAH! I feel like sending her all of the crap that my kids write in their journals. Seriously, a lot of it is so lame. *sigh* Really like them (well, all, but one), but dayam it's boring, retarded stuff. Occasionally something cracks me up, like once, I saw this in a kid's journal...YUSdrDaYI foc my Dog. I actually have this saved on my computer because it makes me laff! FOCCING A!!!!
Also, gobbledeegook is one of my favourite words.
HA HA HA. Saying "fucking" to a 3 year old is AWESOME.
YES! Sadly, if I say it to a six year old, they'd fire my ass. :( That's the downside of teaching first graders.
Oh man, Honey Dijon is my favourite flavour of Kettle Chips. YUM! Spike digging for his lighter is pretty hot, but imagine how much hotter the scene would have been if SMG didn't wear that horrible wig.