Hi, Kids! Mayor Wilkins with a little message for you. Hey, I know it isn't "hip" or "jive" as the kids say - you kids! Just love the way you talk. Except with all the cursing. No need for dirty mouths - to eat vegetables, to make healthy food choices.
Now, I make my Faithy drink two, full glasses of milk every. Single. Day. Fruits? Sure. Whole grains? You betcha. Gosh, what would we be if we weren't regular? Ha ha.
See, kids, if you don't make your bodies grow strong and healthy, you just aren't going to taste very good when I devour you at my ascension. Matter of fact, here. Have a cookie.
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