Okay, my sacred duty is to make people feel better. It's a character trait of my people. Heh. I wanted to put some soothing music up, but ANYONE could do that. And so, I give you a kick-ass song that makes me LAUGH AND LAUGH. Nothing like gratuitous swearing to make you feel better. Now, if Mr. Stoney will only get home on a safe flight without giving me a coronary, I'll be much better. I need all my ducklings swimming in their line behind me...
The Dan Band - Total Eclipse of the Heart (From Old School)
In case that one above runs out... here ya go.
"Ah Jesus, once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm fucking falling apart."
BEST. WEDDING BAND. PERFORMANCE. EVER. HA HA HA!!!
Feel free to spam this entry with jokes, hilarity, but no mimes. Or carnies. KTHX.